[Bill Douglas]

Conversation in a bar two nights ago in Rarotonga...

Her "Are you an actor?"

Me "No, I don't do anything."

Her "You look so much like this actor from England, you sound English, who is in a couple of movies, I can't remember his name or the name of the movies but you look just like him."

Me "Oh..."

Her "Yes, you're like an older version of him in this movie where he had taken too many drugs and..."

Me "Umm, maybe I need to take better care of myself."

Conversation ended.

First time in ten, maybe twenty years some female had tried to pick me up, but it stopped there. So I'm not an ideal man.