[Pazuzu]

I guess I'll make it more classic...

1) Thou shalt not pass
2) Thou shalt not feed him after midnight
3) Thou shalt not get involved in a land war in Asia
4) Thou shalt not tell me the odds
5) Thou shalt not try, only do
6) Thou shalt double-tap
7) Thou shalt throw after the count of three
8) Thou shalt realize that there is no spoon
9) Thou shalt take it off some sweet jumps
10) Thou shalt state that yes, you are a god when asked

11) Thou shalt know that the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen commandments
12) Thou shalt hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis
13) Thou shalt flip the tortoise back over
14) Thou shalt not blaze up in here
15)

And I'm tapped. I just need one more. "needs of the many" doesn't count, it doesn't fit the style