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If you misplace something, you will always find it in the last place you look.
If you think you can trust a fart, proceed with caution.
If your kid tries to argue with you about something like his/her being grounded, tell them, "this is not negotiable," and walk away.
If they retort, "It's not fair!" tell them they're correct and often life isn't fair... but keep walking.
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- John
"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."
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