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Preferred pronoun:Maestro
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Group W Bench
Posts: 11,351
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Thou shalt have no other dogs
Thou shall not, unless it's payback sex, commit adultery
Thou shalt not kill the vibe
Thou shalt not, unless as part of the aforementioned adultery, and only as a result of her overt flirtatiousness, covet thy neighbor's wife
Thou shalt not steal, unless as part of the aforementioned adultery and with the aforementioned neighbor's wife, thou steals away to a discrete location
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When in doubt, use overwhelming force.
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