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Girl "Mom, we had maths at school today and the other kids could only count to four and I could count to five. Is that because I'm blonde or because I'm smart?"
Mother "Because you're smart."
Girl "Mom, today we had sport then we all had a shower. The other girls were all flat chested and I've got these big fat titties. Is that because I'm blond or because I'm smart?"
Mother "It's because you are 24 years old."
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