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> An elderly lady was recently arrested for shoplifting from a local market. The woman pleaded guilty to stealing a can of peaches. The judge asked how many peaches were in the can, and it was established there were nine.
> He then proceeded to sentence her to nine days in jail, one for each peach.
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> At that point the lady's husband asked to speak. The husband said he had some additional information that could have a bearing on the case.
> Out of compassion the judge allowed the husband to proceed.
> The husband said, "Your honor, she also stole a can can of peas."
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Keep talking, Im gonna put you in the trunk.
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