[Norm K]

An old woman complains to her therapist that her husband hasn't had interest in sex in a long time, but that she still does.

The therapist recommends some role playing and suggests that she introduces the idea with something simple like a costume. So the woman stops by the store on her way home and picks out something she thinks will finally get his attention.

Arriving home, she finds her husband camped in his usual spot: sitting in his easy chair watching television. He doesn't notice or acknowledge her as she passes between him and the boob-tube on her way to the bedroom to change. Still, she's just sure that's about to change.

A few minutes later she emerges from the bedroom and, wearing nothing but some very skimpy panties and a cape, jumps between her husband and the television and excitedly exclaims "Would you like some super sex???!!!"

With a wave of his hand, designed to get her to move out of his line of sight, he responds ... "I'll take the soup".

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