[andycook]

Taking no credit for this, found it on a Miata post in another forum. Though you would appreciate it.

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A drifter is walking through a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. He knocks on one door and the homeowner says "I'll give you 50 bucks to paint the porch. The paint's in the garage next to the car."
Half an hour later the guy goes back to the homeowner and says "All done."

"How can you be done already?" says the homeowner. "It should have taken you all day."

"Nah, it was easy," says the drifter. "And by the way -- that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."