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Originally Posted by flipper35
Anybody want a peahen? One has taken up residence at mom and dads. They found it interesting at first, but it pecks the patio door and poops everywhere.
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My old boss lived next to a 1/4 section of wild property that was part of the land run, and has no residence on it since they family got the deed. The abstract was just one page. It is still for sale for a huge price.
He had a peacock show up at his house. His wife thought it was wonderful, and all the great grand kids loved it. He hated with a passion as it make horrid noise, and pooped everywhere, even on the roof and the front porch. One day his wife and all the kids went to some event and he stayed home. He got out his 12 gauge, and was um cleaning it outside and it went off, and blew away the peacock with a perfect shot.
He just took the corpse over to the wild property a dozen feet and left it there, out of sight.
The great grand kids wanted to see the Peacock, and he told them it found a girlfriend peahen, and they flew off together to live happily ever-after.