Tabs, when you die, can I have the Mazzer?
evren's pictures have got me very excited, so I'm off to Altezano.
As for Thom - I suspect that went over a few people's heads. Check out this link (not safe for work, need audio - 350kb) for an advert about Dicken's Cider:
http://www.dlhill.com/wav/dickens.wav