And you can't even stockpile the neutrons and keep them for use later in the day! 
Eureka Springs, Arkansas c.1880
According to Native American legends, a renowned Healing Spring in Eureka Springs existed.
Upon the arrival of European Americans, they, too, believed in the extraordinary healing powers of the natural springs. One notable figure, Dr. Alvah Jackson, discovered a significant spring in 1856 and claimed that its waters had cured his eye ailments. During the Civil War, Dr. Jackson even established a hospital within a local cave, utilizing the spring waters to treat his patients. Following the war, he marketed the spring waters as "Dr. Jackson's Eye Water."
In 1879, Judge J.B. Saunders, a friend of Dr. Jackson, credited the spring waters for curing his debilitating disease. This remarkable turnaround prompted Saunders to spread the word about Eureka Springs, generating interest among friends and family across the state. Soon enough, Eureka Springs underwent a rapid transformation, evolving from a small spa village into a thriving city and a popular tourist destination.
On February 14, 1880, Eureka Springs was officially incorporated as a city. By 1881, it had become Arkansas's fourth-largest city, and by 1889, it stood as the second-largest, following Little Rock.
After serving as the governor of Arkansas during the Reconstruction era, Republican Powell Clayton settled in Eureka Springs in 1872. With an entrepreneurial spirit, Clayton promoted the city and its commercial interests, marketing it as an ideal retirement community for the affluent. Eureka Springs soon gained a reputation for offering a gracious and opulent lifestyle.
In 1882, the Eureka Improvement Company was formed to attract a railroad to the city, making it more accessible and transforming it into a popular vacation resort. Numerous homes and businesses were constructed within a couple of years, including notable landmarks such as the Crescent Hotel in 1886, the Basin Park Hotel in 1905, and the New Orleans Hotel and Spa in 1892 along Spring Street.
These well-preserved Victorian buildings contribute to the city's unique charm, forming a cohesive streetscape recognized for its architectural quality. Some structures still serve their original purposes, while others have been repurposed for various uses.
The only recorded bank robbery in Eureka Springs occurred on September 27, 1922, when a group of outlaws from Oklahoma attempted to rob the First National Bank. The robbery was foiled, resulting in the deaths of three outlaws and injuries to the remaining two. Today, this historical event is reenacted annually during the antique car parade, the longest-running car show in Northwest Arkansas.
