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wow. I just got surprised.

some history first. I live next to an old lady. she is living solo and independently. I bring her 2-3 meals a week. I actually went to a restaurant supply house and bought a stack of those black-clear lid to-go containers, since the old lady never returns my plates or bowls. she is nice enough, and sometimes fairly bothersome with her request. she has me on speed-dial with all her home issues. whatever. I am decent with a pair of channel-lock pliers. a few weeks ago, she called me and said, "I dont feel well!" my wife and I went over (we have a key to her house) and made entry. we found her having a friggen heartattack!! we called 911, and took care of everything. prescription meds list, called her family, etc.

well, when she came home we had the place cleaned up and stuff. she uses NON SCOOPABLE cat litter and that stuff is EVIL!! I used our litter and cleaned up her horror story. wow.

anyways she gives me a knit hat she made. a beanie to give to my wife. she is a master knitter. she said to me today. "hey, dont you owe me $25 for the knit hat?" hahahahaha.. I'll give it to her today. she caught me off guard and kinda lectured me for making her have to ask.

to bad she doenst take VENMO. hahaha.. you think she would lose her S, if I give her a bill for my services? she called about 4 days ago to get me to go buy her a loaf of bread. I just handed it to her. oh, well. she is 95..I'm the dumbass...hahah..

at the hospital, she made me and (the HOTTEST) nurse laugh. she said, "well, that was weird, they just shaved my HU-HU". the old lady is a crack up. I dont know when her expiration date is, so I won't sweat the details. but she totally surprised me. I totally assumed the knit hat was a gift.