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My wife's birthday is Sunday.
She has to work Sunday.
She likes Red Lobster.
She is off next Tuesday.
I got one of those letters for a free dinner if you listen to our sales pitch at - ta da - Red Lobster, next Tuesday.
This counts as taking her out for her birthday, right?
Only hitch in the plan. She has a dentist appointment next Tuesday. She has a tooth implant, went to the dentist a while ago, he futzed with it, and the stud broke a day or two later when she was eating potato chips. They still haven't dug out the broken piece of the stud from the implant, that's what they're trying Tuesday. Hopefully more than trying to cut a slot in the top with a dremel and taking a screw driver to it, that sounds like something I would do. Supposedly they have a extractor tool to try, and if that doesn't work, they have to cut her jaw, remove the implant, wait for it to heal, and then do the whole thing over again. That sounds like B.S. to me.
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