
NACHO AVERAGE DRIVE: Truck spills nacho cheese on highway.

An aerial view of a POW camp in Germany filled with captured Germans. This camp alone held 160,000 German POWs. April 1945.

My poor 1974 914 2.0 had all four fenders flattened by random drivers and I never even got that type of note. Just a 500 to 800 dollar major dent. (it was 30 years ago)
It was always parked legally, properly, and in a "good spot" but %$#@!&^% drivers managed to smash into it, and never take responsibility.