[Crowbob]

Way back when I was young, probably a few minutes after Columbus rediscovered the New World, I, my cousin and his buddy were camping, dispersal type, in one of those old, musty, canvas cabin-type tents with a flap on one of the walls for a door.

Well, we’re pretty much minding our own businesses, getting ready to crash after telling bear stories, when a HUGE black and brown snout poked its black and also BIG and surprisingly prehensile nose through the flap and into our tent.

Were one happening to be looking at our tent from the outside, one would have seen, in 3-D, three writhing incoherent lumps of horrified flesh trying to bust their ways to safety through each of the other three walls of a musty old canvas cabin tent.

One would have heard some heartfelt screaming, also.



Come to find out, eventually, an enormous German Shepherd brought its family of humans for a camp-out in our vicinity just that very same evening.