[Crowbob]

I’m stopped at an intersection next to a guy on a bicycle wearing brightly-colored tights and matching helmet. In front of him, the reason we are stopped, the road guy is rolling with a paint roller some kind of glue across the intersection preparing to lay down a roll of that white striping that you see at intersections.

Bicycle guy asks, ‘Does that stuff really stick?’

Without looking up or reacting in any other observable way, the road guy says, ‘No.’

I’m sure the bicycle guy had no idea why the loonatick next to him (me) was dying of laughter.