It is happy colon time for me!
My doctor has me buy from a web site a box of "Happy Colon Foods" that is really not too bad. Orders of magnitude better than the horrid "Go Lightly" gallon of camel snot treatment.
The box of food has the prescription laxatives included, and I had to use the doctor's code to order it. $69.24 and I did not bother tying to get insurance to pay for it. I forgot to get the chocolate chip cookie and the shortbread cooking out of the box for this photo.
Everything is in the box that I get to eat during the prep day. The Oatmeal was not bad, the shortbread cookie is not something I would normally bother with. Mac and cheese lunch was not the worst, but no restaurant will stay in business serving it.
The powder I have to mix into 20 ounce of water is flavored with my choice of Orange or Lemonade powder. It is typical of any powered drink flavoring, and is not bad, but it has the weird aftertaste of all artificial sweeteners. I don't drink any sodas or use any sweetener in tea or coffee or anything at all, so this is a funky aftertaste for my tongue. Too bad they don't have beer flavoring!
Anyway, there is no Saturn 5 rocket launch " bowel movement" and it is not horrid. The worst part is I have to get up at 2:00 AM tonight to take the last dose and chug the last 20 ounces within 5 to 10 minutes.
I drink a LOT of water everyday. So far, drinking the funky orange drink has not been an issue at all, and in fact, I am drinking water in between the doses of the meds.
I don't know if my colon gets happy today or tomorrow.