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Originally Posted by dw1
Talk to any of the retail outlets that have self-serve checkouts (e.g. Home Depot) and find out how much their inventory losses went up when they went to self-checkout, and how they had to reintroduce manned checkouts and checkout monitoring. Lots of people scanned only some of their items.
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