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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera
I actually stopped to read through his report and comments. He put me back on a every 10 year plan. Yeah!
And his orders say right in black and white, they pumped in air to inflate the colon. And it is expected for me to feel pressure and then relieve the pressure by passing the gas. So I am under doctors orders to fart. And he did not put a time limit on that! So I can let er rip and feel secure I am under doctor's orders. My wife says normal people assume that 24 hours is long enough. I figure he would put a time limit on it if that were true, and I refuse to be normal. So 10 years of doctor's order to relieve the pressure of the air they pumped in. I have no idea how much they pumped in, and it needs to be purged regularly and often.
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oh yeah. The flatulence really is quite sincere in its urgency.
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