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They had me awake in the room as the prepared to the room. An attractive nurse had me lay on my back first. Then she lowered the lights for the doctor to see the monitor better I presume. I commented I liked the romantic lighting, any candles? She said they sometimes need scented candles to cover the smell in there. No doubt it is a crappy smell. She then used the snaps on the top of the shoulder of my gown to open my gown to put the EKG pads. I said something like do you rip the cloths off of all patients or just the sexy old fat grey hair men? I am positive she has heard all the lines from men over the years.
The anesthesiologist said OK, time to put you under, and I said Oh boy the Michael Jackson juice! He said, that's it, but I will not leave the room on you. I was out, and no doubt then proved to them all I am a real ass.
I don't remember the doctor coming back in after I was coming around, evidently according to my wife, I asked him if they found any alien artifacts in there. It sounds like something I would say, but I have no memory of it.
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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