[Geronimo '74]

Originally Posted by ZOO

I used to have a Lotus Elise that attracted a lot of attention at autocross and other events. One time a younger guy and his very attractive girlfriend were looking at it, and I invited him to sit in the driver's seat (mostly because he was really interested, and a little bit because I was enjoying flirting with his companion). Once he was firmly in the Elise, door closed, and all, I said:

"Crap, here comes the owner . . ."

If you know anything about an Elise, you know you don't get out quickly. Especially if you've never done it before. The look on his face as he began to scramble was priceless. I let him struggle for a few seconds before I reassured him it was indeed my car.

good one