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Back in my bench chemist days I worked with a guy who was a big pranker. He ran some Tygon tubing from a water tap and taped it underneath the weighing table I used. When I sat down to weigh a sample, he turned on the water and got me right in the crotch!
He was in the habit of wearing a fedora. So I started figuring out how to booby trap his hat. He'd never suspect that. So, I figured how to form some thick azz labfoil into a cup and attach it to the inside of his hat in such a way that whatever I put into the foil would spill onto his head when he put the hat on.
I used dilute methylene blue.
A ceasefire followed.
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Si non potes inimicum tuum vincere, habeas eum amicum and ride a big blue trike.
"'Bipartisan' usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."
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