[Bob Kontak]

Divorced woman (55) car customer gets (dating site) texts from a super good looking guy. I ask to see his pic. Yeah, he's too good looking but lets see what happens.

After a couple weeks of him dodging a personal meeting in Akron he flies to his company in Germany and a worker of his is killed on the job and now he's in jail, held for murder because of oddball responsibility laws in Germany. We both agree, now is the time to tell him to eff off as you know the bail money request is coming next.