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Model Citizen
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
Posts: 19,454
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(Influenced by Skip)
KING ARTHUR
Whoa, there!
GUARD #1
Who goes there?
KING ARTHUR
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
GUARD #1
Pull the other one!
KING ARTHUR
I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
GUARD #1
What? Ridden on a horse?
KING ARTHUR
Yes!
GUARD #1
You're using coconuts!
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