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A bear walks into a kitchen and says "hey fella, GTF outta my face!"

The guy probably slipped in a puddle of his own pee.

You could tell the way the guy walked into the kitchen that he knew the bear was there and was "looking for the bear". I'm pretty sure he didn't really want to find the bear, and neither of them were happy when he did find the bear.

"Go find the bear, I think he went to the kitchen."
"Yeah, I'm going to go check in my car."

That's the way the conversation should have gone.

I'm pretty sure the bear was saying "go make me a sammich bish!"



What do did the bear say to the dude in the kitchen with one black eye?
"I told you to make me a sandwich once, I'm not going to tell you again."