[Crowbob]

I was. Full length feature film. So was my 911.

I was in it because of the car. In the movie it belonged to a hottie who had to jump in it and zoom off down the winding driveway of a super cool minimalist modern mansion with a three-story waterfall in the living room.

My part totally consisted of my hand stamping the hottie’s hand for admission into a bar. Very crucial part of the plot, too. I gotta say I did my part great. Hit my mark (no mark) said my lines (no lines). I also held a spotlight for a scene so that I got two credits at the end.

Out of the 17 people who saw the movie, nobody recognized me. Michael Moore was at the world premiere! Free popcorn!