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Retired in Georgia
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Marietta, Georgia
Posts: 1,401
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Guy goes to England for a football game, and gets lost, and REALLY had to take a whiz. A Bobbie [English Cop] catching him mid-unzip, "Here, here, what's all this then?"
"Sorry, I've REAAAALY got to take a leak!"
"Well, why dinnnt you say so, come over ear'."
The Bobbie leads him over to a quite well-kept garden, with lots of beautiful flowers. "Just have a go here' mate"
The guy stands and let's fly a torrent of urine, and expels a sigh. He exclaims, "What is this place?"
The Bobbie say, "Ah Mate. This is the garden...of the French Embassy."
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