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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
Posts: 57,042
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve Carlton
Many years ago a stand up comedian asked the audience "How do you survive when you've done your business and discover there's only one sheet of toilet paper left?" Then he demonstrated with a single square of this paper while describing what he was doing. "First, you fold it diagonally, then again. Then you tear off a little from the point." He unfolds the square of paper with a hole in the middle, and inserts his middle finger through the hole. "You do your business, then wipe off your finger as you slide the paper off of it." Then he takes the little circular piece of paper from the tip and while demonstrating, cleverly says "you can clean under the fingernail with this little piece."
Just paying forward this useful life hack...
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When I was a kid, my dad told me that's how they did it in Vietnam. LOL!
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'08 Boxster RS60 Spyder #0099/1960
- never named a car before, but this is Charlotte.
'88 targa  SOLD 2004 - gone but not forgotten
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