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Ideas to make F1 & CART more interesting
- Equip the cars with NAAWWWSSS; give the fans the excitement of blown motors when the driver hits the happy button @ 11k RPM
- Equip the cars with NOS and have it turned on at random
- Plant Tuscan raiders at strategic points along the course to pick off cars at random.
- Chinese fire drills any time the course goes yellow
- Cat fights between the driver's wife and girlfriends; maybe even catfights between the wife/girfriend of driver A vs those of driver B.
- Require engine management systems to be based on Microsoft Windows.
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had."
'03 E46 M3
'57 356A
Various VWs
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