The next door neighbor we dislike had their package dropped off at our house yesterday. I brought the three items in when I got home. One of my job is to open them and get rid of the box or bags. We don't buy too much but we have deliveries once a week or two. I was waiting for a set of reverse light for my truck. Of course I blindly cut open packages without ever looking at the addresses. I see this box and was wondering what it could be. Not my crap so it must be wife's so off I go to put in the new bulbs (you guys need to install these LED reverse lights. Dang, I can finally see).
I get a call mid day today. Oh, it is wife. How bad did I screwed up this time?
Wife: Did you order a dido
Me: What
I use my hands, its free.
Wife: I couldn't tell from the exterior of the box, so I opened it (laughing). Glad the kids weren't around
Me: Lamo, use it since I am not around.
Hung up with my curiosity pegged. The new young lawyer, doc couple? The azzholds that don't put their trash cans away or the old gay dude few houses down? I hurried home because I know where the packing plastic has been thrown out. Of course I had to look
. Yep, its under her name (Azzhold neighbor). I told my wife that I should bring it over to her during dinner time and apologize for accidentally opening up her package without seeing the address and hand over the "thing" with my hand gripping over the shaft along with the box on my left hand. Of course I wouldn't do that in front of their 'lil baby. I have more class then that.
I know what you dirty old bastards gonna say, lets have it. I need a good laugh today.