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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

I remember way back in the days when I was a Boy Scout, we were camping in the country. I went to find a good tree to pee on, and a wild turkey was spooked, and came flying past my head just inches from me head. Fortunately I had just finished my goal of reliving myself, or I likely would have wet my pants with the fright of the 600 pound turkey going 500 MPH inches from my head. I bet my mom told me a million times not to exaggerate.