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a trip down memory lane: The unnamed patient recalled being involved in a fight five months earlier when he was drinking. Although his memory was hazy, he vaguely remembered being stabbed in the face, possibly with the chopsticks. But when he visited the hospital after the altercation, medical professionals found no chopsticks or irregularities in his nose. Regardless, the patient suspected that the utensils were lodged in his nose during the fight and had remained undiscovered in his skull.

LOL! I think he should give up drinkin' and fightin'.

I don't really see how it's possible to have been "stabbed in the face" such that chopsticks went up your rose and lodged in your brain, unless you had them up your nose and someone slammed your face into something or someone kicked your azz and then intentionally shoved them up there.