[john70t]

Someone 'inquired' with some insurance company or website on my behalf, unknownst to me.

9pm, on a freaking Saturday night, my phone starts going crazy.
Half a dozen calls followed by the same amount of texts within the span of 15-30 minutes.
I receive about the same number the next day.
Plus the AI calls. Always '30-40yo white women' with nice voices.
And again a few this morning.

Everyone is on casual first name basis with me. So many besties I never knew I had.
Just provide all my info for their database. Wait. Who are they again?

"Hey John, it's X, I wanted to touch base and help you find what you are looking for"
I do not know you, sir.
It's Mr. 70t to you.