Heh heh... I gave MMA a fair shot way back when my kids were little. Something to watch together, with some excitement and action. They both told me it looked more like a fight on their grade school playground, with two kids rolling around picking cat turds out of the sandbox. Weren't impressed - wanted to go back to "real" fighting. Myself, I was always kind of apprehensive, wondering if I had inadvertently stumbled upon some gay soft porn channel, what with two grown men rolling around on the floor, hugging', kissin', and gropin' each other like that. I was always afraid of what they would do next, right there in front of my kids. My wife would have never forgiven me.
