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Originally Posted by masraum
If I ever move to where I have neighbors again, I'll be using this one! I'll bet it would work just as good if you were in a speedo or better yet, a thong.
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Be careful; you always gotta consider sunburn where it don’t even shine.
I had been living in my current home for, say, 20 years, fairly regularly demonstrating an apparently disturbing habit of standing motionless in my yard contemplating nature and whatnot.
Well, it just so happened at the time that my neighbor’s kid was home from college as was my daughter at mine.
The neighbor kid motions to my daughter to come over to talk. He had something to delicate to say:
‘Do you know there’s a weirdo guy standing in your yard all the time?
‘That guy ain’t a weirdo. He’s my dad, he lives here!
No speedo, no thong, no nothing and I’m still a weirdo standing in my own yard.