[Bob Kontak]

I tell repeat stories some to people and they are kind thankfully. As noted it's a gift to the story teller when folks just listen.

(Most repeated story) Tom, who is ten years older than me was a bus mechanic and headed up the maintenance/custodial crew at a school run by nuns. I don't know if it was a convent but the nuns lived there. A call came in a toilet was leaking. Guy goes out. No leak Tom goes out. No leak. Sister, this is not leaking. She says, it does when you lean back on it.

What do you call looking for your phone in a frenzy like I did the other night at the Chinese take out place and was telling peeps there I can't believe I lost it and just had it - the young lady says isn't that your phone in your hand?