[Crowbob]

I was cutting I gigantic branch 6 feet up off an old cherry tree once...That branch had to be 3 inches around at the collar.

Time slows down like they say. I had plenty of time to make a prediction that this is really gonna hurt.

And it did.

Got a pretty awesome-looking black eye in the deal, too.

Told the people at work abuncha stories about it. Bar fight, angry husband, car wreck. Whatever would have the most effect. I certainly wasn't gonna tell nobody I hit myself in the face with a branch.