[Robert Coats]

Single guy goes on a cruise with supermodels. Ship sinks, and he's on an island with with Cindy Crawford. The realize they are stuck, so set up 'house' and things go well for a while, and they live together in sexual bliss for months, until...

Guy: Feeling kinda lonely, Cindy.

Cindy: What wrong?

Guy: Well, I miss hanging out with my guys

Cindy: I can help! I did some acting, so pretend I'm 'one of the guys.'

Guy: Great! Okay, let me start..

Cindy: Okay (ahem) "Hey, how's it hanging?"

Guy: You'll never believe it! Guess who I'm banging!!