I miss my old Jetta. I could park with the passenger side about 4" away from the *******s. If they wanted to dent my car, that was fine with me. I may have also accidentally tried to open my passenger door and dented their car.
I own an industrial building across the road from a U-Haul truck rental facility. U-Haul rents dozens of trucks, but only has three parking spots. People think it's okay to park on my property for the day while they use their rented truck. They often find themselves blocked in when they come back.
I have zero time for people like that.