Reminds me of two stories.
1. I worked in a mostly female office. Two / sometimes Three guys. One day female manager pulls us aside. said "This is really uncomfortable, but you guys need to quit peeing on the seat."She takes us to the stall, shows us a thick yellow urine stain on seat.
The manager, knowing I like to drink copious amounts of everything, looks at me. Truth be told, I do. I drink big gulp quantities of water, coffee, anything. I am the obvious culprit.
"Not my piss" I told her. "Think about it, I drink seven gallons of water a day. My pee is diluted as hell, not yellow at all."
If you need anything, let me know, and I walked out.
2. Another office, more females. This time an elderly male coworker who was dribbling all over the place. The staff even put those animal spill pads under the toilet.
Not me, I spent every encounter cleaning the top of the bowl. Squeaky clean. After some months, a meeting was held to address the issue. The female staff who complained also stood up for me stating I wasn't the problem. At the end of the "talk", I told them I had spent time cleaning the bowl, and in the future, since they were bringing up the issue, to please lift the lid after they were finished to make sure nothing had "splattered" back up against the lid. "You'd be surprised what bodily fluids get kicked back up on the seat" I said.
The "staff" fell silent.No more meetings occurred.
Edit- I am going to remove the word Karen and acknowledge with a screen name "LEAKYSEALS" I should not be commenting on this thread! 