My elderly father once told me this about baseball caps:
"When I was growing up, only two kinds of people wore baseball caps; baseball players and retarded children. I find it hard to believe that there's this many baseball players around."
Here's the irony, once he started to lose his hair, he started wearing baseball caps. Me? I hate wearing hats of any kind although I do have a cool 40 Fast Years hat hanging in my den.
