I'm fairly bald. A basball hat keeps my head warm when it's cold, and shaded when it's sunny, and keeps the glare out of my eyes all of the time.
More importantly though....a hat hides my bald spot and if you didn't know I was bald, you'd probably think I was reasonabley handsome. I've done the research....girls look at me with more love in their eyes when I wear a hat than when I don't.
I also wear shorts 364 days out of the year and I don't tuck my in my shirt unless I'm meeting the prime minister that day. I sure as ***** won't wear a tie regardless of who I'm meeting (that includes fogcity).
I guess I am exactly the kind of guy that is getting under fogcity's skin.
And that makes it all the more worthwhile.
