[Zeke]

It's not fake meat. It's cat food for humans. I stopped eating ALL meats including fish in 1985. I quit eating things like bacon in the 70's. I don't think my mother ever bought Spam but I know I've had it. Probably at a friend's house in grade school. I didn't care for the look of it then. I think the jelly that comes out of the can looked very unnatural. That was the 50's and likely the beginning of my distaste for flesh.

I know anything ground up into a paste and shoved into a sleeve (or God forbid an intestine) was on my list by the time I was 20. I think my weak spot was prime rib, the antithesis of Spam. I pretty much gag at the thought of pnk meat today.

I bet I'd leave the room if you opened a can of Spam. I will leave if you cook bacon.