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I had little respect for most of my Army drill instructors during basic and AIT at Ft Leonard Wood in 1984. One was OK... The rest were dirtbags who I would not care to associate with in civilian life.
That said.... they sure had some funny lines they used on us.
Our black senior drill sgt use to threaten to "lay some African soup bone" on our azzes if we didn't quit effing up. He also often would make us wax the barrack floors with auto paste wax. He said they better be "shinier than a diamond in a goats azz" when we finished. He also would do the whole "Do you like me boy? Well liking leads to loving and loving leads to xxxxxxx and you sure ain't gonna XXXX me! Now drop and give me 20!!!" (It didn't matter what answer you gave him as you were doing pushups for him no matter what)
Another would constantly tell us about how when he leaves for the night he is gonna go home to his cool AC, drink some cold beers then enjoy some oral with his girl. He would also always talk about how all our girlfriends at home were getting it on with Jody and were through with us sorry SOB's.
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Men do not quit playing because they get old.... They get old because they quit playing.
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