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Originally Posted by Dixie
Here I was expecting....
This guy was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.
Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.
"Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
"No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads,
"Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"
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Wonderful old joke, haven't heard it in years.
One of the supposed "tough guy" tats is the "barber pole" on the same "lower unit". Where on Earth one could ever find a tattoo artist willing to do that has always escaped me, by the way.
My co-workers and I always postulated that the "real" tattoo of the "tough guy" would not be the barber pole, but rather the "cargo net". In the same general area... same problems finding a willing artist apply...