[LEAKYSEALS951]

Taken from ancient chinese text:

Oreo matter of process. Like shucking an oyster, process matters.
First. Separating components.

Usually one side will break loose, leaving a remaining outer side with the inner filling attached.

At this point, the detached side becomes the knife- to dislodge the inner filling from the remaining outer shell.

Scraping the detached side against the filling and remaining side makes short order of the filling.

SCRAPE CAREFULLY!!!!!!

The inner succulence is detached.

It is free.

The inner filling is eaten.

Enjoyed.

Now, you are left with two outer sides.

You are f#$%'d!!!!

(but the two outer sides are eaten anyway)

Confucius- 551 bce.

(that's a true confucius quote btw...)