[djmcmath]

Cats and women can be very confusing. Both are totally independent, and generally only do what you'd like them to do if it happens to coincide with what they were planning on doing anyway. Thus, it can be very easy to confuse cats and women. However, to aid in distinguishing the two to avoid future embarrassment, I'll point out a few key differences:
1. Most cats walk on all fours. Most women (with the obvious exception of Bremelos and women from some places in northern Mississippi) walk only on their hind legs.
2. While women and cats both have very sharp claws, typically cats also possess very sharp teeth. Women, conversely, have relatively blunt teeth more suited for grinding your puny bones rather than tearing your flesh from said bones.
3. Cats, typically, are covered with hair all over their bodies. Again with the obvious exceptions of Bremelos and natives of some parts of Mississippi, most women only have hair in a few select regions. Both, however, are noted to spend many long hours washing and brushing their hair, so do not be confused by this trait.

I certainly hope that this little guide helps to keep you from making the same mistake in the future. Please let me know if I can provide any further assistance.


Dan


PS -- that's all totally tongue in cheek, just in case anyone couldn't tell.