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I tapped out of online dating right quick . No photo below the necky , no datey with Freddy .
My first online date , was about a year after my wife passed. I figured Id have to get back on the horse eventually .
She invited me over for dinner . Told me " just because you are coming to my house, don't think you are getting lucky " .
Big girl, made me tacos, and right off, tried to get on me . I saw her heading for the one couch, so I headed for the other. She got up and sat next to me . She was so freaking handsy. I tried to remain gentlmanly , but made a bunch of excuses and headed for the door .
I wish I was still married . Life was good
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