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An old man was sitting on a park bench when a frog hopped up and said "Hello sir! I may look like a frog but I'm actually a beautiful Princess. A wicked witch put a spell on me and if you kiss me I'll turn back into a Princess and make wild passionate love to you!".
The old man reaches over, picks up the frog and starts to put it in his pocket.
The frog says "Wait, wait, what are you doing? Don't you want me turn back into a Princess and make wild passionate love?"
The old man says "To tell you the truth, at my age I think I'd rather have a talking frog!".
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"Prayer isn't a parachute. It's a compass. It doesn't save you from the storm. It guides you through it." - Bear Grylls
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