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Evil Genius
Join Date: May 2006
Location: On top of my BBQ
Posts: 5,649
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I was a poor high school student.
Cindy told me if I get to her house in 30 minutes I can get laid.
Hope it starts, hop in the car and nothing.......dead battery. Dropped the clutch and compression started it pushing. 1/2 way to pussyland, car died at a stop light. It's 11 pm. 15 minutes and counting. Pushing it into a closed gas station, I see old batteries stacked out back. I grab a sealed AGM one and put it upside down Post to Post onto my Car Battery. Car Starts. I get Laid. Happy Memories. I've also since used Coat Hangers and even 18 gauge lamp zip cord wire to jump start before.........
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